Monday, June 30, 2008
Friday, June 27, 2008
Thursday, June 26, 2008
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
Don't Forget...
Don't forget to get your parents' permission before going on the site!
(EDITOR'S NOTE: I don't mean to talk down to some of our older readers, but why would they be going to The Love Guru fan site? Does a rational human being have any justification for even being the least bit interested in this movie other than the fact that they laughed at the lead actor ten years ago? Trust me, if the only reason you're going to the site is to see pictures of Verne Troyer in what might be his best performace to date, skip it. The Troyer pics on the site are few and far between.)
GA-GA OVER GURU
GURU-REAT NEWS!
Some great news, readers! Yesterday, I installed THE LOVE GURU BOBBLEHEAD WIDGET (seen to the right of the page), not because I had any idea I would win the opportunity of a lifetime, but because I am truly grateful to the producers of THE LOVE GURU, as well as Mike Myers and the truly wonderful cast for making a movie that truly shall become a Hollywood classic.
That said, I ended up winning the opportunity of a lifetime! Of the billions of people who installed THE LOVE GURU BOBBLEHEAD WIDGET, "Ahhhh, Phooey!" has selected as the winner of THE LOVE GURU FREE ADVERTISING CAMPAIGN CONTEST EXTRAVAGANZA!
In laypeople's terms, the staff here at "Ahhhh, Phooey!" gets to market a movie we had nothing to do with free of charge. Most of the staff here was pretty upset until I reminded them how much we owed these trillionaire Hollywood producers for helping to make such a landmark picture as THE LOVE GURU which we all know will go down in history as one of the smartest, funniest, most inventive and least racist films to ever hit the silver screen.
Philly Turkey Update!
The Philadelphia Turkey updates every Tuesday with "News Youse Can Use."
Check out this week's updates, and don't forget to visit the comics section to bona-fide goodness of fraprundicular proportions!
Monday, June 23, 2008
Friday, June 20, 2008
(GULP)
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In life, you can either take the high road or the low road. At "Ahhhh, Phooey", we prefer to dig another road underneath the low road and take that.
Apparently, some readers thought my commentary after yesterday's post had outed me as a religious man. Hopefully, this will clear up any confusion.
Thursday, June 19, 2008
What?! Huh?! AHHHH! (Head Explodes)
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"Ahhhh, Phooey" offers a look at what could have been had the almighty and gracious God created anthropomorphic pills instead of humans.
Fear not, dear reader(s?), for the good Lord DID create man in his image and likeness, and we humans, not the pills, will sit at His right hand for all eternity.
Remember, its Adam and Eve, not Adam and Aleve.
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
Chum Gets Cranked
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
WHOA!
THE PHILADELPHIA TURKEY UPDATES EVERY TUESDAY, EVERY WEEK!
THIS WEEK FEATURES HILARIOUS ARTICLES AS WELL AS A CHANCE TO DOWNLOAD AND/OR PRINT OUT YOUR VERY OWN RYAN HOWARD STRIKEOUT SCENE!
OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDD!
Monday, June 16, 2008
Thursday, June 12, 2008
Photoshop Phun!
Jumping the shark in 3...2...1...
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
In his stead, "Ahhhh, Phooey" proudly presents...
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Breaking News!
Okay, so it's not breaking news, but The Turkey (which is what the cool kids call it) is getting better and better with each passing week.
Check it out, holmes.
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
Monday, June 9, 2008
Say It Loud...
Join the revolution! Fly in the face of health nuts, and be proud of your shape! The next time someone tells you to eat healthy organic food tell them you have something organic for them to eat and point to your balls or ass or both. For far too long we have been told to be ashamed of our bodies. It's time to stand up and fight!
Okay, you don't have to stand up, but do try to fight.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: A typo in the first panel has been fixed, changing the incorrect "weight" to the correct "weigh." My fingers are too fat for this keyboard. My special dialing wand is in transit.]
Friday, June 6, 2008
Tough Crowd
Thursday, June 5, 2008
Do Yourself a Favor, Baseball Fans...
Actually, first, do yourself a favor and read Michael Lewis' awesome book Moneyball.
Then, do yourself a favor and start reading Fire Joe Morgan.
Their subtitle says it all: "Where Bad Sports Journalism Comes to Die"
Fire Joe Morgan flies in the face of everything that old baseball men hold dear: logic.
To old baseball men, fire-in-the-belly is much more important than a player's ability to draw a walk. To them, it's all about a player's moxie, his grittiness, his hustle. To them, baseball is a game for insiders, retired players with 25 career at-bats, grizzled scouts looking for the ubermensch in a sea of soft bodies, and, worst of all, undercritical sportswriters that pander to the traditions of the sport and who cry foul whenever anyone wants to use geeky statistics to explain a game so mathematically definable.
Fire Joe Morgan is a site for sabermetric junkies who enjoy a hearty laugh. Don't know what sabermetrics is? Never heard of Bill James? Well, Moneyball is a six-course meal of information, and FJM is seconds. Sabermetrics put simply is why the Oakland Athletics are able to stay competitive despite the fact that their entire payroll is about as much as three Yankees make in a year.
Regular writers include Junior (Alan Yang), dak (Dave King), and Ken Tremendous (Michael Schur) who is an employee of Fremulon Insurance in Partridge, Kansas.
Wednesday, June 4, 2008
Foot Fetish
Tuesday, June 3, 2008
The Philadelphia Turkey!
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