Surreal-real

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Scratch and snuff.

Sick...

...as a dog.

Be back next week.

MERRY CHRI$TMAS

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"Morgolth and Dave": Episode 2.2

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Meet the New Boss...

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"Ahhhh, Phooey!" Gets Topical!

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Click here to read Forbe's magazine's preposterous article.

Apply "Ahhhh, Phooey!" topical comedy directly to skin. Do not get in eyes. If you do get in eyes, flush with warm water for 60 seconds. If irritation persists, contact your local Poison Control Center.

St. George of New Haven

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Patron saint of dead Iraqi children.

NSFW?

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"Merry Widow" in:Post-Mortem Depression

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TGIF.

"Morgolth and Dave"Episode 2.1

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America's favorite one-trick-monster, Morgolth Jackson, is back, and, surprise, he's getting on the nerves of Canada's favorite expressionless straight-man, Dave David!

Attention! Ahhhh, Phooey! Phans! Attention!

Hello, readers. Thanks for everyone who sent in their "Kooky Katchphrases" this past week. We will continue to post one scrambled phrase every week, and, using your official "Ahhhh, Phooey" decoder rings, you have to unscramble the phrase and tell us which Communist leader said the quote. That's how we play "Kooky Katchphrases."

This week's winner is Sheila Gretch from Muncie, Indiana, who decoded the following quote:

"There are two kinds of personality cults. One is a healthy personality cult, that is, to worship men like Marx, Engels, Lenin, and Stalin. Because they hold the truth in their hands. The other is a false personality cult, i.e. not analysed and blind worship." ---Mao Zedong

Thanks to all the loyal readers, and congratulations to Sheila!

Don't forget to check back every day for new contests and enlightenment. If it strikes your fancy, please send all contact information (Name, address, social) to Ahhhh.Phooey@ahhhhphooey.org.

One of us. One of us. One of us.

Falsifiability

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You can read more about the concept of falsifiability here.

Franook of the North

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"Winning: How to Be Winning" by Lazarus Monroe

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I found this power point presentation on a computer at the library. It looks like some kind of cheap empowerment seminar this guy Lazarus Monroe is using to sell his video series.

I had to re-size the image, but in the section about his tapes lists the titles as: "Cheating: Or, How to Win", "Losing and Suicide", and "The Art of the Trophy Wife."

From the Desk of The Johns

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Explanation.

Tacitly, Sir?

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Snoregasm

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Coming Soon to "Ahhhh, Phooey!"

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Skipper

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