Communism Class

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You remember this one, right? It's the kind of joke everyone's grandfather tells all the time.

Pee Fridays

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Taking a break from poop Fridays to give a little love to number 1.

Playin' Hooky

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Bottom Dollar

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Just when you thought they couldn't get worse...

Feed the Poor

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Based on a true story...and you thought I only wrote comics about being an asshole. Well, now you know.

Birthdays

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Thanks to everyone for the birthday wishes.

The Hairy Eyeball

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Birthday weekend. Let the depression begin!

Ever Get the Feeling You Are Being Watched?

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After a brief hiatus, "Ahhhh, Phooey" is back with more self-deprecation!

Straight from the Horse's Mouth

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Tired cliche phrase week continues!

The Pen is Mightier

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Anyone else really want a Ron Mexico jersey?

"Ahhhh, Phooey" Ruins the Classics

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Back when it came out, Brando in The Wild One looked really badass. Now, he just looks like a gay biker.

"Ahhhh, Phooey" will be back Monday...anyone? Hello? Is anyone there? Echo-o-o-o-o...

The Problem with Poundage

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I'm not sure but I feel like I've used this joke in a comic before...in other words, it's just another joke-recycling day here at "Ahhhh, Phooey!"

Two Birds, One Stone

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Don't Push Too Hard

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A special thanks goes out to anyone who came to see The Feeko Brothers perform last night. Thanks for turning a mediocre Thursday into a slightly better but still pretty mediocre Thursday!

Howl Bad is This Comic? Pretty Bad.

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I know what you're thinking. This IS the worst comic yet, but that's not what I meant. You're thinking, what kind of school teaches Ginsberg to children this age?

Well, quit worrying about that kind of shit. It's a fucking MS Paint drawing!

Falling on Deaf Ears

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Or, in the case of "Ahhhh, Phooey", falling on blind eyes.

ED's Hardwood Floors

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If you have suffer from Erectile Dysfunction, click here to receive help. (Link: NSFAnything)

Post-Party Depression

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With a tip of the hat to Scavenger Road.

Happy Monday, motherf**kers.