The Death of John Lennon

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Stay tuned for some important "Ahhhh, Phooey" news.

Parking "Lot"

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Be sure to listen to The Feeko Factor tonight at 8!

TONIGHT! 10 PM! THE FEEKO BROTHERS AT PHILLY SKETCHFEST!

Hello loyal minions of the mighty Feekos,

Want to see some of the best sketch acts in Philadelphia perform on one stage? Then join us, The Feeko Brothers, at The Plays & Players Theater on December 3rd at 10:00 PM for some shtick-tastic sketch comedy and skitlets galore!

We are pleased as punch to bring you some of the best sketch-chunks we've performed over the past year and even more pleased to be doing it on the same stage as some of our favorite performers in Philly.

Here's the full line-up for Thursday, December 3rd at 10:00PM:

Host: Chip Chantry (An all-around good soul)
The Feeko Brothers (It is what it is) w/ Prof. Dennis Horan!!!
Special Appearance by Bing Supernova (Well-endowed comedy legend)
The Sixth Borough (Elder Statesmen and Woman of Philly Sketch)

And again, the show is at The Plays & Players Theater which is located at:

1714 Delancey Place
Philadelphia, PA 19103

For tickets and information go to:

https://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/90704

Tickets are only $10, and your ticket stub can be used to see any additional shows for half price! Festival passes are only $25!

A portion of the proceeds benefits The Village of Arts and Humanities:

http://www.villagearts.org/

We will also be raffling off some sweet prizes at the shows, all of the proceeds benefiting the charity.

Check out the other five amazing shows at:

http://www.philly-sketchfest.com/Shows__Tickets_.html

HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE, "FRIENDS"!

Filthy Rich

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That's right! Two days in a row, two new "Phooey"s.

Don't get your hopes up.

Read Between the Lines

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Sorry. This week is crazy. More posts soon.

In the meantime, check out The Feeko Brothers at Philly Sketchfest!

Happy Thanksgiving, Everyone (Not Injuns)!

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I hope everyone has a good Thanksgiving, but most of all I hope I have a good Thanksgiving.

BRING ON THE STUFFING!

Friday Nap

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Almost turkey time...

The Opiate of the Masses

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I know it's easy to take shots at defenseless homeless people...that's why I do it. I don't have time to think of something clever.

Waffle Iron

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I love pinball machines.

A lot.

But not nearly as much...as I love waffles.

Infrequent Posting & Continued Self Promotion

Hey, (every)one. I've been putting less and less thought into the blog recently. (And you all thought it wasn't possible to put LESS thought into it.) Luckily, The Feeko Brothers are here to bail me out of what seems like a lapse in creativity. Go to ComicvsAudience.com, to see a feature they did on the "new hit podcast"*



Click the above picture to read the story, and then take some time to read about all the great comedy coming out of Philadelphia these days. Dave Walk, the head honcho over there at ComicvsAudience.com, has even added a calendar of events to the site, so you now have no excuse as to why you didn't hear about a particular show.

Oh, and if you want to listen to The Feeko Factor (really, why bother) be sure to visit TheFeekoBrothers.com.

* - Taken from a review of The Feeko Factor in The Feeko Factor Gazette

Friday the 13th, Part Deuce

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Definitely had a better Friday the 13th comic last year.

Salad Days

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I apologize for the infrequent posting.

Not really.

Ashitteration

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THE FEEKO FACTOR ON LIBSYN!

WHOOOOAAAA!

The Strike Continues

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Septa continues to suck ass. The Yankees continue to buy championships.

Lame Duck

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Fuck Septa. Go Phillies.

Septa on Strike

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Thanks to everyone who listened to The Feeko Factor last night.

Oh, and Septa sucks HUGE BALLS.

The Feeko Factor: TONIGHT AT 8 PM!

WITH SPECIAL GUEST CORRESPONDENT, SAM SERO WITH HIS SEGMENT, HOLLYWOOD NIGHTZ!!!

Join us next Monday, November 2nd at 8 PM EST for the 3rd LIVE broadcast in THE FEEKO FACTOR TRILOGY!

Now listen because here's the important part...

THE FIRST 10 LISTENERS WILL RECEIVE WORLD SERIES TICKETS!*

So, be sure to tune in at 8 PM EST here:

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/the-feeko-brothers

or here:

http://www.thefeekobrothers.com

ALSO LISTEN TO THE PREVIOUS 2 EPISODES ON EITHER OF THOSE LINKS!!!

or here:
Episode 01 http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/2393076
Episode 02 http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/2450150

Keep an eye out for the podcast with all that mp3s and ituneing stuff...

(Try to) ENJOY!

---THE FEEKOS

* - Tickets to the World Series of Curling

Two Game Split

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Go Phillies. Beat those Yankee bastids.

A(nal)-Roids

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ONE DOWN, THREE TO GO!

THE BUCK STOPS HERE!

GOOOO PHILLIES!

THE WORLD SERIES STARTS TONIGHT!

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LET THE BUCKING BEGIN!

Evolution of a Yankees Fan

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FUCK THE YANKEES!

GOOOOOOOO PHILS!

Hypochondriac

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If someone mentions the flu, I get it the next day whether I have it or not.

The Invention of Veganism

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I couldn't decide whether you should classify veganism as an eating disorder or mental illness. Who in their right mind wouldn't eat cake or cheese or cake with cheese melted over top of it?

And...as always...GOOOO PHILLIES!

Piece of Cake, Part II

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Only part 2 because I've already done a variation of this joke.

GO PHILLIES!

Laughing-Stock

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Laughing-stock...kinda like the mainstream sports media.

GOOOOOOOOOO PHILLIES!

Green Thumb

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GO PHILLIES!

Right to Rings

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With a hat tip to Anonymous Bob.

Go Phillies.

...A Thousand Words

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The last time I ate at Denny's my waiter had track marks.

Comic Template #4

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Fill in the ________.

TONIGHT! THE FEEKO FACTOR! 8 PM!

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The Feeko Brothers wish to aurally pleasure you!

For a limited time (Tuesday, October 13th between 8 and 9 PM), you (yes, you!) will be able to listen to The Feeko Brothers on internet radio ABSOLUTELY FREE OF CHARGE (some terms may apply)!

That's right! Tomorrow night, we will be launching our weekly podcast, THE FEEKO FACTOR, on UStream. Here's the direct link:

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/the-feeko-brothers

Come listen to us talk about the topics of the day and other bullshit! We'll also be doing the type of various skitlets and sketchbits you've come to know and...like.

In summation, all you have to do is listen to us while you're surfing porn sites. Remember, tomorrow night...8 PM...The Feeko Factor...here:

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/the-feeko-brothers

Talk to the Hand

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Go Phillies.

IQ Test

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Let's go Phillies.

The Writing on the Wall

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Spelling Bee

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Mmmm, I love decapods.

Fish Out of Water

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Marco...

...Polo.

Raising Cain

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This one is kinda complicated. So...I guess the woman is on some tenants committee? And this big-chested woman...she is getting a lot of things done because of her chest? Seems...kinda like a long way to go for a cheap joke, right?

Right.

MAD MEN PREDICTION!

Just so it's out there...

I believe that AMC's brilliant program, Mad Men, will end with the main character, Don Draper, jumping out of the window of his office building, effectively committing suicide, and drawing an obvious allusion to the show's opening credits.

Click the below picture to view the opening credits:


Just so it's out there...

Also, be sure to check out this funny Simpson's parody of the Mad Men credits.

Also, this funny Mad Men Parody by Sesame Street.

Sleeps with the Fishes

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Fish fetish, eh? SIMPSONS DID IT!

Don Guido, eh? SIMPSONS DID IT!

Simpsons did it, eh? AHHHH, PHOOEY DID IT! AFTER SOUTH PARK DID IT!

PHILLIES WIN NL EAST CROWN!(TIME TO BE A SORE WINNER!)

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Congratulations to the Philadelphia Phillies on winning the NL East Crown!

Get It? Queso? Like Case O'Beer...Anyone?

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I actually don't mind this one. Not great, not even good...tolerable.

Running Out of Short Stories...

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If you've never gone to elementary school, be sure to read "The Gift of the Magi" by America's favorite embezzler-turned-writer O. Henry.

Oh, sorry...here's the real link.

Eye Sore

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Bub's house.

Human Poison

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Have a great weekend, folk(s).

Capicola

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You say capicola, and I say gabagool.
You say gabagool, and I say capicola.
Capicola, gabagool, capicola, gabagool.
Let's all fuggedaboutit.

METAPOST!

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INSANE METAPOST!

Also, unfunny.

As Old As You Feel

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Looking for a new apartment?

(Un)fair Harvard

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Before Wikipedia, you could only go to Harvard if you were extremely wealthy and well-connected or Asian.

Now, with Wikipedia, you can edit yourself into the notable alumni section!

Whoa, Creepy...

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I say creepy because this is the 666th post on "Ahhhh, Phooey".

Terminal Illness

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Another poop joke? YES! I joke about poop more than Jay Leno jokes about Kanye West!