Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Salsa Class


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If you have issues with this comic, blame my girlfriend. She and I wrote it but its very rare that I can deflect blame for a comic to some other guilty party.

Just kidding. I really like this one...and not just for sentimental reasons.

Friday, June 26, 2009

Oh, Boy!


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This one sucks.

I was going to do a Michael Jackson comic but I feel like by the end of the day every joke will be done.

RIP John Jay Smith

Monday, June 22, 2009

Driposaurus Rex


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Dinosaurs are the greatest. Consider this: Dinosaurs ruled for 160 million years. Humans? A mere 200,000. Sure, we've made more technological advances than dinosaurs (and have longer arms), but dinosaurs weren't stupid enough to create life-destroying weapons. And they had huge fucking teeth!

Dinosaurs - 1, Humans - 0

Friday, June 19, 2009

Thursday, June 18, 2009

When In Doubt...


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...Just reuse a character from another comic.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Templated Jokes!


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Who doesn't like copying and pasting the same jokes over and over again?!

Oh, right! The majority of people.

Friday, June 12, 2009

HOB-O'S!


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As promised in Monday's comic. Like anybody read it. Even I couldn't find the time.

Go see UP this weekend. It's incredible.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Fluids


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I don't know what else to say about this one...except...uh...hold on...

...keep holding...

...are you still holding...

...is anyone there...

...alright................................

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Boss's Day


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Oh, sorry. It's actually Administrative Professional's Day. I didn't mean to be so politically incorrect. For more information, on Secre-sorry, Administrative Professional's Day go to www.arbitraryholidays.com.

Monday, June 8, 2009

Friday, June 5, 2009

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Dinner Party


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Only 25 more Thursdays until Thanksgiving...mmm, stuffing.

Heh, heh...stuffing.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Franook of the North...Sells Out!


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Second day in a row where the comic mocks a "character's" heritage. Am I becoming a racist? If you said yes, you're wrong. I already am a racist. Not true...okay, maybe a little. Okay, maybe a lot...Why don't you quit reading this and get a life, [INSERT APPROPRIATE ETHNIC/RACIAL SLUR HERE]!

Monday, June 1, 2009

Mondays: The Best Day to Recycle Jokes


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Tuesdays: Second Best Day to Recycle Jokes
Wednesdays: Another Great Day to Recycle Jokes
Thursdays: One of the 5 Best Days to Recycle Jokes
Fridays: A Great Day to Recycle Poop Jokes

Rabbit, rabbit!