Uh-Oh...I'm in deep C.a.c.a...c.a.c.a.

So, apparently, some person or group of people found my fairly innocuous Canadian hooker joke offensive because this is what I got in the mail this morning:


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Story developing...

Canadian Hookers

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GET IT?!?!?!?! DO YOU GET IT!?!?! GET IT, MOTHERFUCKER!

The Friday Poop Joke is Back!

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The joke you've all been ask...no, well...that is to say...The joke you've all been meaning to ask for is back! This time with a new twist.

Gregg Gethard in "Meeting Mr. Millstone"!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=927TPa9vWx8

Watch Gregg Gethard, the host of the Philly Comedy Showcase "Bedtime Stories," in this uproariously funny tour de force of LOLs!

STARRING:
Gregg Gethard as crazy Mister Millstone
Billy Bob Thompson as the kooky French Waiter
and
Christian Alsis as Bruce Blatt

Bruce Blatt has a business lunch with Mister Millstone and HILARIOUSLY LAUGH OUT LOUD COMEDY HI JINKS ENSUE!!!

[Via The Feeko Brothers.]

More Things Not to Say to An Already Confused Time Traveler from the 1800s

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Overpopulation

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I just noticed that the initials of Lemming's Blender Juices is L.B.J.

Coincidentally, L.B.J. is also the initials of Lyndon Baines Johnson, the 36th President of the United States, whose rise to the nation's highest office wasn't at all shrouded in deciet...well, except for that whole assassination thing...and that Warren Commission thing...and that Vietnam War thing...

Okay, so the guy was a scumbag. But did you know that L.B.J. in Spanish translates to "The Blow Job"?

Two Wharves

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What's that? You don't think this is funny? I don't give a fart!

You like that? That's my new catchphrase. Oh, you don't like that either...

...prick.

Mindjob

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Nothing starts off the week better than deep, philosophical questions followed by a cheap sex joke. Happy fucking Monday!

Initially, This "Comic" Was Not Funny. After Further Examination, It Still Isn't.

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A lot of people wanted T.M.W.N.C.T.O.C. back A.S.A.P.

So here he is L.O.L.

B.T.W., T.G.I.F.

Which of course stands for Time to Go Ingest Friedfoodswhilewatchingcollegebasketball.

P.S. - B.S.G. ends tonight at 10 P.M. tonight. FRACK!

T.M.W.N.C.T.O.C.

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Oh, I get it. Staph infraction. Like staff infection. Yeah...yeah...I get it.

(Contemplates irrelevance)

Monacle Time!

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Only the second foie gras-themed comic I've done. Kinda hard to believe.

Doctorate

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Oh, my...that's a bad one. Enjoy!

Federal Bale Out

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Or what if...wait, stay with me...what if the Bale-out was an effort to get Christian Bale to yell at all the people who caused the financial crisis. Like, remember when he yelled at that guy? Wouldn't that be hilarious? Because, you know, like, its in the popular culture, right? So, instead of doing something original and unfunny like this comic, I could just take something already in the popular culture and do something just as unfunny without a shred of originality. Why think when our consumer culture does it for us, right? LOLROFL!

A Man Goes to His Doctor...

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This revolution will not be televised...or read...or even known about...

W.O.A.H.!

Watchmen!

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Okay, so I couldn't think of a joke. This "comic" serves as a companion piece to this one. Yeah, you're right. That IS the same joke. Go eff yourself.

Anyways, I know Watchmen isn't an adult movie, but from what I hear there is enough dangling, blue man-sicle to cause some confusion.

Frick and Frack

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Come join in the fun with "Frick and Frack", already the least-popular characters in the "Ahhhh, Phooey"-verse!

Belated Philly Turkey Update Announcement!

Sorry, folk(s). I wasn't able to post yesterday because of illness. Many of you might have seen this coming judging by the horridness of the drawing in panel 1 of my previous comic. Actually, many of you probably did not notice. Many of you I'm sure just took it to be further proof of my lack of drawing ability. You win again, rhetorical jerk-off(s).

But, listen...The Philly Turkey is immune to all illness!

Click here to check out this week's incredible issue!

And click here to check out their awesome comics page!

And click here if you want to see a picture of three baby porcupines in the palm of someone's hand!

Stimulus Package

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Two Polar Bears

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For All You Foot Fetishists Out There

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I'm not even joking when I say that a majority of the hits to my website are from people Googling "foot fetish" or "Dr. Scholl's foot fetish." Maybe it's because of this comic I did. No matter the reason it's pretty sobering to think that the only people inadvertently searching for my blog are people who want to pleasure themselves to feet. Another weird thing, most of these hits come from Europe...which makes me not want to go to Europe. Or at least not wear open-toed shoes when I'm there.

What Not to Say to an Already Confused Time Traveler from the 1800s...

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Synopsis: See title.

Taking Requests?

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I used that guitarist character in two comics and I promised myself I would never use him again. Why? Just look at him. He's terribly drawn even for "Ahhhh, Phooey" "standards". The one thing I didn't count on, that I should have counted on, was my unwavering dedication to laziness. I could either draw a new character holding a guitar, which is complicated for someone with my..."abilities". OOOOR, I could copy and paste an old character and save myself a lot of trouble.

So you see...(snooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooore)

THE PHILADELPHIA TURKEY!!!!

Click picture to go to The Philadelphia Turkey!

That's right, boys and girls, The Philadelphia Turkey is new every Tuesday!

Don't forget to check out the awesome comics page.

RiBALD Humor

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I'll be hearing from the B.A.D.L. (the Baldness Anti-Defamation League) soon, I'm sure.