Happy Leap Year!

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And from everyone else here at "Ahhhh, Phooey!":

Have another great day at work!

The Artist.

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If you are interested in seeing more of my art, I have filmed a ten hour movie of a man pooping called Poop and will be producing Lou Reed's newest album, Transformer 2.

Bean's Dad Smash

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Pearls Before Swine

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This comic accurately portrays the droll, quick-witted, Bill Murray-esque person I would like to be. Unfortunately, I don't have the balls.

Active Male

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I get thousands of letters everyday from fans around the world. If you're still reading this, despite the loss of all my credibility, these letters always ask what I'm really like. Look no further than this comic.

Philly Turkey Update!

Happy Tuesday, loyal minions.

Do us all a favor:

1.) Check out the updated Philly Turkey site!

2.) Check out the always pleasurable comics section of the Philly Turkey.

3.) Finally, check out this new invention. Use it because you stink.

Thanks for patronizing.

Prophetic Dream

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Closure.

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Previously, on Lost...I mean, "Ahhhh, Phooey!"

Who's Looking Out for Ya (Baby)?

Salutations, dear reader(s?)

I just wanted to make y'all aware of some precautions I have implemented on the site. Well, precaution.

If you want to comment on one of these devilishly confounding cartoons, you will be required to type in a few randomly generated letters before you are able to post.

These precautions have been taken in light of recent developments on Blogger which allow any Tom, Dick, or Harry Spamhole to post potentially dangerous viruses in the comment sections of any blog with OpenID capabilities (all of them).

So, type in the letters before you comment, or get lost! I'm talking to you, robots...

The Rookie #2 (literally)

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You Stink!

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Yeah, you!

The Rookie

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Philly Turkey Update!

You may not have heard, but "Ahhhh, Phooey!" is now a syndicated cartoon on the Philly-themed satire site, The Philadelphia Turkey.

The site gets funnier with every update (every Tuesday!), and their comics section is off the Richter Scale.

Check it out!

The Good Book

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Chocobars

Last night, I fell asleep eating a chocobar.

Around 4 AM, I woke up to discover my hands and legs were covered in warm brown chunks.

It took me ten minutes, during which I checked my boxers three times, to realize I hadn't pooped my bed.

The moral of the story is...

Well, even if there is no moral at least I didn't poop my pants.

This Joke Again?!?

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Really?!?!

Happy Valentine's Day!

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Good Business

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John (R) and Peggy (D) Same

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I'm Blister Keaton, and I approve this message.

Topical - Do Not Ingest!

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Possibly NSFW.

Another athlete animal abuse court case?

Somewhere, Nancy Grace is celebrating.

MLM:II

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"Morgolth and Dave": Episode 2.6, Series 2 Finale

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So, another series of "Morgolth and Dave" is over. So many questions, really. Why did Morgolth react so negatively when he realized Jon Lovitz was playing him in the film adaptation of their lives? Hasn't he ever seen Rat Race. Lovitz gave a tour de force performance in that film. Not to mention, Mom and Dad Save the World.

Another question surrounds the legitimacy of the movie contract, considering Morgolth would have had to forge Dave's signature. I doubt very highly that question will even be addressed. Mark my words, I won't go into it.

Finally, the last question seems to be what will happen to Morgolth and Dave's friendship as a result of this complication? Will Dave be able to forgive his best friend literally selling him out? These are more questions I don't think I'll address. I would rather take cheap jabs at the Hollywood system and their insistence on giving David Spade film roles in this post-Farley era.

Philly Turkey Update!

If you have not yet checked out The Philadelphia Turkey, check it out:

http://www.phillyturkey.com/

Again, this site has really, really, really funny material.

Also, there is a COMICS SECTION!!!

I really want people to visit this site because it has the potential to become a Philadelphia institution. Also, if people visit the site, those hits might balance out the amount of hits the site is losing from the presence of the poorly-drawn "Ahhhh, Phooey!"

So, please, VISIT!

Misguided Endorsements, Pt. II

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Oops!

Sorry, Dear Reader(s?), I have been ill the past few days.

I will catch up eventually.

My bades.

Main Line Margaret

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This is the premiere edition of "Main Line Margaret." "Main Line Margaret" tells the story of the ever rebellious Margaret and her snobbishly conservative parents.

Sound like a retread of other, better sitcoms? Good.

Inspired Endorsements

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Hobo Bean: "You Don't Have to Live Like a Hobo To Eat Like One."

Hobo Bean: "Never Train-Hop on an Empty Stomach!"

Hobo Bean: "What? Too Good for Hobo Beans?"

Hobo Bean: "Now with 25% Less Fingernails."

Hobo Bean: "Always Recycle - Use Empty Cans as a Bathroom"