If you are interested in seeing more of my art, I have filmed a ten hour movie of a man pooping called Poop and will be producing Lou Reed's newest album, Transformer 2.
Yinz are nothing but jagoffs! We still have a lot to be proud of. We have five Super Bowl rings, how many do you have again? Oh yeah, NONE! Also, we were voted the Most Livable City whereas Philly has one of the highest homicide rates in the country. Also we gave the world Dan Marino, Gene Kelly, Dennis Miller, Heinz Ketchup, Michael Keaton, Jonas Salk and Jeff Goldblum to name but a few. Plus your beloved Becker (Ted Danson) is a Carnegie Mellon University Alum, along with Michael McKean and the guy who played Squiggy from Laverne and Shirley. So, I'll end this on a sophisticated note:
Yeah, but I don't know if you are aware but I was born in Philadelphia. Me! The creator of "Ahhhh, Phooey!" I'm an artist. I am an American institution. I win!
Yeah, ok, the city of the great Frank Rizzo and that one hit wonder of a filmmaker, M. Night Shyamalan. Seriously, did you see Signs?!? Also, a good portion of It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia is shot in Los Angeles and really has NOTHING to do with Philadelphia! Now go back to weeping over your sad, Tom Hanks has AIDS movie and enjoy the "wuter" as "yous" guys call it.
Obviously, Refuge will continue to try to get the last word until a situation arises where he either a.) doesn't have a keyboard, or b.) doesn't have access to a Google search of famous Philadelphia/Pittsburgh people.
Viva Andy Warhol!
ReplyDeleteWhatever, Pittsburgh. Why would you support him after he ditched your city for the glitz and the glam? Oh, right...it's Pittsburgh.
ReplyDeleteYinz are nothing but jagoffs! We still have a lot to be proud of. We have five Super Bowl rings, how many do you have again? Oh yeah, NONE! Also, we were voted the Most Livable City whereas Philly has one of the highest homicide rates in the country. Also we gave the world Dan Marino, Gene Kelly, Dennis Miller, Heinz Ketchup, Michael Keaton, Jonas Salk and Jeff Goldblum to name but a few. Plus your beloved Becker (Ted Danson) is a Carnegie Mellon University Alum, along with Michael McKean and the guy who played Squiggy from Laverne and Shirley. So, I'll end this on a sophisticated note:
ReplyDeleteHERE WE GO STEELERS! HERE WE GO!
Yeah, but I don't know if you are aware but I was born in Philadelphia. Me! The creator of "Ahhhh, Phooey!" I'm an artist. I am an American institution. I win!
ReplyDeleteYeah, ok, the city of the great Frank Rizzo and that one hit wonder of a filmmaker, M. Night Shyamalan. Seriously, did you see Signs?!? Also, a good portion of It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia is shot in Los Angeles and really has NOTHING to do with Philadelphia! Now go back to weeping over your sad, Tom Hanks has AIDS movie and enjoy the "wuter" as "yous" guys call it.
ReplyDeleteObviously, Refuge will continue to try to get the last word until a situation arises where he either a.) doesn't have a keyboard, or b.) doesn't have access to a Google search of famous Philadelphia/Pittsburgh people.
ReplyDeleteI preemptively concede defeat.