All we have to do is use the left over nose cartilage and nose skin from Sam's plastic surgery to create you the greatest dildo the world has ever seen!
That way our son doesn't look like a freak and you get stuffed.
Was that huge chick really necessary. I mean really. I just lost the erection I got from mainline Margaret's MS Paint titties, and I fear I will never get it back
Wow, that's exactly how I got my dad to pay for my tickets to go see the Love Guru at the IMAX. Verne Troyer looks bigger on the IMAX.
ReplyDeleteHoney stop offering the boy money!
ReplyDeleteHow are we going to afford my prescription dildos?!
Well honey, we're just going to have to melt all of your worn down dildos together to make new ones.
ReplyDeleteWe're all going to need to make sacrifices so the boy can have a human sized nose.
No please wait! I have an idea that just might save our marriage!
ReplyDeleteGood God! Get a hold of yourselves!
ReplyDeleteThis is not the proper forum to have this kind of discussion.
Please continue...
I'm listening...
ReplyDeleteBut I swear to God I'll run into the dildo filled arms of Blister Keaton again if your idea doesn't involve me getting stuffed with dildos!
ReplyDeleteSo what's the idea?
All we have to do is use the left over nose cartilage and nose skin from Sam's plastic surgery to create you the greatest dildo the world has ever seen!
ReplyDeleteThat way our son doesn't look like a freak and you get stuffed.
What do you think honey?
ReplyDeleteHoney?
I love you too!
ReplyDeleteGive us a call Sam and we can schedule that appointment to get your new nose!
Was that huge chick really necessary. I mean really. I just lost the erection I got from mainline Margaret's MS Paint titties, and I fear I will never get it back
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