Beer Before Liquor...

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The Real Victim

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I like mine with a double shot of absurdity!

Okay, lets brush off that self-important shit, and get down to why this really happened. Starbucks was cannibalizing its own franchises, and pitting private owners against one another. This type of corporate cannibalization has not been seen since I oversold my own franchise years ago: Cannibal Christian's Carnival of Crazy Cannibal Cupcakes.

Anti-Pacifistic Faux-Peaceniks

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Lightning-ing

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I'm expecting the hardcore fans of "Ahhhh, Phooey" will be lighting up the message boards about this one considering that it has long been established that the Guy and his Girlfriend live inside a Faraday cage.

I'm bracing myself for the flames.

TGIP(oop)

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Everybody's least favorite recurring comic is back...and you thought the content on this site was maturing.

For shame.

Broad Appeal

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Don't these things just keep getting better? Anyone? ANYONE?!

Awww.

The Cat Thief

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Good thing Jon Arbuckle is a bail bondsman.

Requiem for Rocky

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Eddie Fedora, The Smoking Dick, in: A Cheep Solution

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Hey, remember when all those "Ahhhh, Phooey" characters died? Well, this new comic explains why they are okay within the diagesis. This explanation is such a load off for me personally. It was getting hard writing comics within the confines of a continuous story rather than extemporaneously drawing up fart and poop jokes at a mind-numbing pace.

Thanks for all the people who wished me a happy anniversary, but I think you missed the point...

One year later and I'm still drawing crap on MS Paint.

With that said, THANKS FOR READING, READER(S?)

Happy Anni-CURSE-ary!

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A tale of wretched despair in five parts.

I'll Admit It...

...I'm starting to believe in the AnniCURSEary.

There, I said it.

I'm trying to not let this outbreak of death ruin what would be a spectacular anniversary celebration for "Ahhhh, Phooey", but I'm starting to get fearful for my beloved characters.

That said, tomorrow will feature some of your favorite "Ahhhh, Phooey!" players who have agreed to come out and help us celebrate ONE YEAR OF ARTISTIC ACHIEVEMENT!

Not Much Time

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Death Comes in Threes

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We lost some great characters today, and it really makes you think...

Could there be an "Ahhhh, Phooey" Anniversary Curse?

Will the Anniversary Curse continue to kill characters leading up to the actual anniversary on Thursday?

And finally, should we shorten the term "Anniversary Curse" to just "AnniCURSEary" so it is more managable?

Most, if not all, of the answers to these questions will be revealed!

Flawed Idea

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Finally, an "Ahhhh, Phooey!" comic with a title that fits perfectly. I think I might change to banner at the top of the page to say "Flawed Idea."

Let's Remember the Good Times...

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Oh, Professor Puffinballs. We will remember you fondly.

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Has It Really Been One Year...

...because it feels like TEN!

"Ahhhh, Phooey!" turns one year old on July 10th!

Stay tuned throughout the week for fun-filled festivities and a few fsuprises falong the fway!

Youthanize!

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This comic would make more sense if the Guy were wearing suspenders. Unfortunately, I am unable to draw suspenders. I even tried the suspenders filter in Photoshop. Didn't work.

Happy 4th! (Do Not Open Until 7/4/08)

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Declare your independence the American way: drink, eat and blow shit up.

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What an Idiom!

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