Happy Halloween!

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Happy Halloween, everyone, from your friends at "Ahhhh, Phooey!"

Coming Soon: MERRY WIDOW

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Based on the comedy of Glen Merry.

A Touch of Class

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This is a promotional video I recently made for "Ahhhh, Phooey!"

I will be posting more videos, here.

World Series History

"And with that stolen base, Jacoby Ellsbury has won a free taco for America."

CF:III

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From the people who brought you the Casual Friday Duology comes the newest edition to the Casual Friday Trilogy.

"The Z Chromosome": Behind-the-Scenes

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A behind-the-scenes look at "The Z Chromosome", a controversial and epic new zombie film from "Ahhhh, Phooey" writer Christian Alsis and the visionary mind of director Brett Ratner.

Nothin'?

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Also, based on a true story.

MOLASSACRE!

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Based on a true story.

How slow do you have to be to die in a molasses flood?

Yikes!

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Probably gonna catch heat for this one.

Casual Friday: Redux

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"Simpsons Did It" formerly "Still Waters Run Deep"

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"Monsters"

RNN News: Uncovers the Real Monsters of the World.

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The Redundant News Network (RNN) is dedicated to bringing you comprehensive coverage of all the day's celebrity DUI trials.

Stay tuned!

Eddie Fedora, The Smoking Dick in: "Pubice Operandi"

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Wacker's Family Landscaping

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Casual Friday

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"Well, it's gonna be hard, but..."

Today, I was watching a demo reel for a production company, and there was a sample from a piece they did that I found really, really hilarious.

Here is how I imagine the script looking:


INT. GENERIC SUBURBAN HOME

A lush, couch sits, lonely, its only companions being two, simple throw-pillows.

ANNOUNCER (V.O.)
Forget everything you know about slip-covers...


I immediately lost it.

Forget everything the media tells you because here it is: the unfiltered truth about slip-covers.

The ad was for a magazine that you could order slip-covers from, and it featured testimonials from people who say that slip-covers are a godsend considering their dirty kids. What are these parents doing? Are they using their couch in lieu of baby wipes?

Despicable.

FUZZ!

Hey, folks! Above is a compilation of three scenes from my Temple Senior Thesis film FUZZ.

The video is brought to us by Mr. Billy Bob Thompson over at You Deserve a Puppy!

Here is the direct YouTube link.

A Public Service Announcement...

Ever since "Ahhhh, Phooey!" jokingly condoned slavery in one of its comics, we have been in trouble. A couple of kids didn't pick up on the satire, and started holding slave auctions at a local supermarket. They said they got the idea from us, and we were convicted in being complicit to the crime. So, let's get one thing straight: slavery is wrong.

As penance for our faux-pas, we here at "Ahhhh, Phooey!" are going to start running Public Service Announcements. Here is the first:

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Eddie Fedora, The Smoking Dick in: "The Chief"

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Assorted Chocolates

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Stubble

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81.7% true.

Is it just me...

...or are the names used by spammers on Myspace getting more and more matronly?

When I first started getting Myspace friend requests from sexy females looking for a date, I was flattered. Sorry, Heather, I'm taken. Unfortunately, Tina, I have plans.

Soon, I realized that these "women" were not looking for a date with me, most assuredly didn't think I was sexy, and probably did not even exist. So, of course, I rejected friend requests from these "women" (Coco, Tia, Maxxxine), and, upon closer inspection, realized that all of their pictures were the same busty Asian woman.

Now, I am getting Myspace friend requests from names of women who sound like they could exist. All of a sudden, I wasn't getting friend requests from women named Tiffany or Cumbellina but from women named Jocelyn, Margaret, and Magda. These are real names. I could believe these were people friending me. That is, I could believe they were friending me if every Jocelyn, Margaret, and Magda wasn't over seventy years old.

Spammers need to start buying those baby naming books because it seems like they are grasping at straws here.

Subscribe to "Ahhhh, Phooey!"

Made some very interesting changes to "Ahhhh, Phooey" thanks to Billy Bob Thompson over at You Deserve a Puppy!

On the right side of the screen, there are two options to subscribe to "Ahhhh, Phooey". You can subscribe either by RSS feed, or, for the people like me who don't know what an RSS feed is, you can subscribe via email. That way, you will get the newest updates to "Ahhhh, Phooey!" directly sent to your inbox.

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"Morgolth and Dave" - Episode 1.6: THE SERIES ONE FINALE!!!

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Well, there you go.

Series One of "Morgolth and Dave" has ended, and what an ending it is! Such humor! Such intensity! So many questions to be answered!

...

Okay. That's enough hype. Here's what I want to say:

I like "Morgolth and Dave".

I like them a lot. I like writing for them, I like drawing for them, and I like being their friends.

The only question that remains is...do you like them?

"Ahhhh, Phooey" owes it to its legions of fans not to think of money in deciding whether it is more economically viable to green-light a newer, better series or to renew an already successful but intentionally one-joke program like the one you have just seen.

Will "Morgolth and Dave" sink? Or will they swim?

Posers

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Eddie Fedora, the Smoking Dick in: "Lady in Red"

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Blogs: My Take

I was recently asked how difficult is was to create and maintain a blog.

Creating, writing and maintaining a blog is an extremely difficult undertaking. There are thousands of unwritten rules and hidden restrictions that hinder the creation of most blogs and tend to benefit the privileged of our society.

For example, one has to have an email address.

This is one of the many limiting factors that ultimately governs who has the right to muse on the web. It does not matter that some people who may not have an email address may very well have good reason to write (poverty, war, disease, et al.)

Through this unselfish act of discrimination, the internet protects us all from the opinions and feelings of, what I like to term, "undesirables".

Now, enjoy this picture of a hideously pierced freak.

Is nothing sacred?

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