Uh-Oh...I'm in deep C.a.c.a...c.a.c.a.

So, apparently, some person or group of people found my fairly innocuous Canadian hooker joke offensive because this is what I got in the mail this morning:


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Story developing...

Canadian Hookers

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GET IT?!?!?!?! DO YOU GET IT!?!?! GET IT, MOTHERFUCKER!

The Friday Poop Joke is Back!

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The joke you've all been ask...no, well...that is to say...The joke you've all been meaning to ask for is back! This time with a new twist.

Gregg Gethard in "Meeting Mr. Millstone"!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=927TPa9vWx8

Watch Gregg Gethard, the host of the Philly Comedy Showcase "Bedtime Stories," in this uproariously funny tour de force of LOLs!

STARRING:
Gregg Gethard as crazy Mister Millstone
Billy Bob Thompson as the kooky French Waiter
and
Christian Alsis as Bruce Blatt

Bruce Blatt has a business lunch with Mister Millstone and HILARIOUSLY LAUGH OUT LOUD COMEDY HI JINKS ENSUE!!!

[Via The Feeko Brothers.]

More Things Not to Say to An Already Confused Time Traveler from the 1800s

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Overpopulation

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I just noticed that the initials of Lemming's Blender Juices is L.B.J.

Coincidentally, L.B.J. is also the initials of Lyndon Baines Johnson, the 36th President of the United States, whose rise to the nation's highest office wasn't at all shrouded in deciet...well, except for that whole assassination thing...and that Warren Commission thing...and that Vietnam War thing...

Okay, so the guy was a scumbag. But did you know that L.B.J. in Spanish translates to "The Blow Job"?

Two Wharves

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What's that? You don't think this is funny? I don't give a fart!

You like that? That's my new catchphrase. Oh, you don't like that either...

...prick.