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The Philadelphia Turkey updates every Tuesday with "News Youse Can Youse!"

Plus, what else are you going to read? The Metro? Good luck navigating that clusterfuck of banal fear-mongering, dipshit!

Ivan the Terrible

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Awful. Simply awful. I'm deeply sorry.

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Career Advice

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A little discouragement to start off the week.

False Wit

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White Power

Because I know you all love political cartoons...


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It's amazing how misplaced people's anger can be in this country. The white power movement is nothing but a group of racist, disenfranchised whites hating on people who suffer from the same type of disenfranchisement at the hands of a privileged few. People like McCain and Bush don't want racism to end because then people will realize its all been a game to keep us distracted while they bankrupt our country and line the pockets of their friends.

I have the same issue with Christianity these days. All we hear about from them is how persecuted they are in this country. How many Presidents have been Christians again? Please. When they start feeding you to the lions again, maybe then you'll have a reason to cry foul.

You'll Never Even See This One Coming...

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Ka-Pow!

Sneak attack!

Worthy of M. Night in the twist department!