John (R) and Peggy (D) Same are running for the United States Senate. Click here for Part 1.
So, I buckled to my topical comedy instinct, and wrote a semi-political cartoon. Don't expect one for a while. Tomorrow it's back to poop, farts, and unprovoked swearing.
If you're looking for hard-hitting and satiric commentary on yesterday's decisive primary, you are lost. Retrace your footsteps back to your Google homepage and try your search again. Click on anything that doesn't say "Ahhhh Phooey!" After that, you can go fuck yourself.