Happy Leap Year!

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And from everyone else here at "Ahhhh, Phooey!":

Have another great day at work!

The Artist.

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If you are interested in seeing more of my art, I have filmed a ten hour movie of a man pooping called Poop and will be producing Lou Reed's newest album, Transformer 2.

Bean's Dad Smash

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Pearls Before Swine

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This comic accurately portrays the droll, quick-witted, Bill Murray-esque person I would like to be. Unfortunately, I don't have the balls.

Active Male

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I get thousands of letters everyday from fans around the world. If you're still reading this, despite the loss of all my credibility, these letters always ask what I'm really like. Look no further than this comic.

Philly Turkey Update!

Happy Tuesday, loyal minions.

Do us all a favor:

1.) Check out the updated Philly Turkey site!

2.) Check out the always pleasurable comics section of the Philly Turkey.

3.) Finally, check out this new invention. Use it because you stink.

Thanks for patronizing.

Prophetic Dream

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