OBAMA WINS IN LANDSLIDE!

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And the world breathes a sigh of relief/celebrates.

No, seriously.

Cashing In!!!

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Celebrate Barack Obama's historic victory with a limited edition can! Makes a great stocking stuffer!

"Ahhhh, Phooey": Your one-stop-shop for hard-hitting political satire!

Do yourself a favor and head on over to You Deserve a Puppy for their special fun-filled Obama-themed post!

AHHHH, PHUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!

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Okay, okay, okay, okay, breathe, breathe, breathe, hoo-hoo-heee, hoo-hoo-heee, okay, okay, okay...okay...okay, I'm alright.

Congratulations to Barack Obama and the Democratic Party. All it took for people to wake the fuck up was an unjust and bloody war, sky-rocketing unemployment, continued increase in violent crimes, and a global economic crisis. We have given you our trust and our hope for a brighter future. We have left you with all the problems of the Bush administration and what is arguably a more danderous and terror-filled world. We have elected you as the 44th President of the United States. Now all you have to do is fix everything. If anyone can inspire the country and the rest of the world, it is you, Mr. Obama.

And now back to our regularly scheduled cynicism...

Remember to Cast Your "Vote"

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Despite my cynicism, I implore everyone to vote.

Philly Turkey Update!

Hello voting public! Do yourself a favor and check out the newest update from over at the Philadelphia Turkey, who provide you every Tuesday with "News Youse Can Use!"

The Feeko Brothers Present..."Murdering Glenn Gristle"

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The Feeko Brothers, in association with "You Deserve a Puppy" and "Ahhhh, Phooey", proudly present the premiere of "Murdering Glenn Gristle."

Of Brushes and Chives

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Why the recent fascination with the homeless? Well, with this economy, it's only a matter of time...

If I can establish a large homeless fan-base now, I won't have to work as hard when we are all homeless to stay relevant.