Bean and His Father..."Get Political"

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Tough Questions.

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My metafictional self combines two things that I love the most: pretentiousness and egocentrism.

Sorry, I just caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. I have to go make out with myself for a while.

Tails of Wealth

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Based on a conversation between Blister Keaton and Gerald Grzych.

100th Post Spectacular: a guy angers a girl with his chauvinism

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A trip down mammary lane...

Oops!

Hello, readers!

Things sure have been busy/ill around the "Ahhhh, Phooey!" corporate office this week, and we missed some deadlines as a result.

Fear not!

Things are back to normal, and today we will be posting our 100th blog entry!

Enjoy!

Let's Kill This Fad

Happy Friday, readers.

So, yesterday I saw a guy in Liberty Place wearing a t-shirt that is replicated here:



If you are having trouble deciphering the secret message, simply print out this page and hold it up to a mirror.

I remember the old days when we used to wear novelty t-shirts to impress other people with how clever we were, having been clever enough to buy a mass-produced t-shirt that espoused our anti-social and sarcastic "personalities."

Now it seems we have progressed to a new standard of egocentrism wherein we wear clever t-shirts, not to impress others, but to impress ourselves when we are looking in the mirrors.

In a perfect world, these t-shirts would all read:

"Christian Alsis Investigates..."IMAGICORP

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This is a sneak peek of my upcoming documentary series where I investigate issues that I find disturbing or unethical. This excerpt is taken from my episode on IMAGICORP, an evil multi-national conglomerate whose atrocities I have talked about extensively on "Ahhhh, Phooey!"