Get It? Queso? Like Case O'Beer...Anyone?

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I actually don't mind this one. Not great, not even good...tolerable.

Running Out of Short Stories...

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If you've never gone to elementary school, be sure to read "The Gift of the Magi" by America's favorite embezzler-turned-writer O. Henry.

Oh, sorry...here's the real link.

Eye Sore

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Bub's house.

Human Poison

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Have a great weekend, folk(s).

Capicola

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You say capicola, and I say gabagool.
You say gabagool, and I say capicola.
Capicola, gabagool, capicola, gabagool.
Let's all fuggedaboutit.

METAPOST!

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INSANE METAPOST!

Also, unfunny.

As Old As You Feel

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Looking for a new apartment?

(Un)fair Harvard

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Before Wikipedia, you could only go to Harvard if you were extremely wealthy and well-connected or Asian.

Now, with Wikipedia, you can edit yourself into the notable alumni section!

Whoa, Creepy...

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I say creepy because this is the 666th post on "Ahhhh, Phooey".

Terminal Illness

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Another poop joke? YES! I joke about poop more than Jay Leno jokes about Kanye West!

President Skywalker!

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The King of Late Night

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Did you know the English word for schadenfreude is Leno?

THE WAIT IS OVER!

JAY LENO'S NEW SHOW,

"THE JAY LENO SHOW",

PREMIERES TONIGHT

AT 10 P.M. EASTERN,

9 P.M. CENTRAL!

I don't know if you've heard, but Jay Leno has a new show premiering tonight.

If You Ever Go There Again...

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...Don't Order the Chicken Diarrhea.

Sorry, Part 2,966

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On a lighter note, Michael Jordan is being inducted into the Hanes Spokesperson Hall of Fame...as well as the NBA Hall of Fame.

Life's Great Mysteries...

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Morgolth and Dave are (regrettably) back...

Enjoy.

The Feeko Brothers on the CvA Pocast!

Click on that handsome picture to hear the podcast!

Or, follow this link!

Star Wars T-Shirts

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This is what's called pandering to the masses.

What A Blog!

A quick note from the desk of Blister Keaton...

Some adbot is trolling Ahhhh, Phooey using the username of WoW Gold and commenting the same thing. I don't advise clicking on it because its probably harmful to your computer. However, if I'm wrong, I apologize and I welcome all German World of Warcraft players to the (questionably) wonderful world of "Ahhhh, Phooey"!

Piece of Cake

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Let's end the week with a little sexism.

My apologies to the superior 51% of the human population.

The Gurneys Are Back! Anyone There? Anyone....Ahhhh, Phooey!

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I figured I hadn't ripped off The Addams Family for some time.

Rotten Egg

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Yeah, I know...this fucking sucks. So, sue me already!

Sue? Si.

[Warning: Outdated racism after the jump]

Hobo Suit

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Nothing like a good hobo comic.