Even More Things Not to Say to an Already Confused Time Traveler from the 1800s...

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Ahhhh, Phooey will be back next Monday with more gre---goo---adequate cartoons.

Primo

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More stereotypes!

Posse

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I'm having trouble deciding whether this character is racist so I'm just going to assume...

Yes.

Philly Turkey Update!

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TUESDAY'S HERE and SO'S DA TURKEY!

Check it ouuuuuuuut, here.

I Believe in Cod

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A bit of surrealism fo dat ass.

BBD

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Come on down to Bob's BIG DOOR!

Although, if you can't get out of the front door, you might have to get someone to come down for you...

I hadn't thought about this until now...

The idea is flawed. Get over it.

Even More Tailor Humor!

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Because everyone asked for it...

Extree! Extree! Read All About Turkey!

Hey, motherfuckers! Check out the newest update of The Philadelphia Turkey, the only Philly-centric news satire site that gives you "News Youse Can Use" every Tuesday!

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Tailor Humor

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THIS is a tailor's worst nightmare.

Girl of My Dreams

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When I'm awake, my favorite band is Devo.

When I'm dreaming, its REM.

Warren

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It's Friday! Drink until you see ornery, 6 foot tall, anthropomorphic rabbits!

Two-Toos

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So, what? I shouldn't make a comic even when I can't think of anything funny?

A MacBeth Joke?

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How about a second MacBeth joke?

After he spends a lot of money, what does MacBeth get from his accountant?

A Banquo-te!

You're welcome.

Skeletons In the Closet

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Well...I don't know what to say...

I'm sorry?

WHOA! PHILLY TURKEY!

Come one! Come all! Whatever you do just come!

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Getting a Raise

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Welcome to the working week.

Beer Joke

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Please Read Responsibly.

Face Transplant

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Check out this article on a woman who got a face transplant.

Then, check out this informative documentary on the procedure.

This Juan's Crazy!

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Oh, boy...

My Generation

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Talkin' (or at least cartooning) 'bout my generation.

HAVE YOU HEARD THE NEWS?!

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Don't Panic

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Experts are also encouraging people to bring a towel.

Head Shots

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T.G.I.I.P.T.

Thank God It's In Poor Taste!