The Morgolth and Dave New Year's Special

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My New Year's resolution? I'm going to stop making Morgolth and Dave "specials".

Hip-hip-hooray!

The Man with No Comedic Timing

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Why I Don't Like Religion

Season's greeting, loyal readers. Now that the holidays (more like holidaze! Am I right?! No? Fair enough) are over I figured I would start off the week with some blasphemy.

I know religion is a pretty volatile subject so any hate mail can be sent to this website.

What is it about God that makes people so crazy about him. I like Doritos. No! I LOVE Doritos. But would I strap a bomb to myself for a bag of Doritos?! I don't think so! At least, I don't think I would. Are they cool ranch?

Enjoy the comic, and, while you're at it, check out this wikiHow entry on how to write a joke:

http://www.wikihow.com/Write-a-Good-Joke

My favorite is #4.

The Morgolth and Dave Christmas Special

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Whether you like Christmas or dislike Christmas or celebrate some other ritualistic farce, I think we can all agree on one thing: This comic is unfunny.

Merry Xmas, folks.

Healthy Fruits

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I don't mean this to be homophobic. I mean it to be xenophobic. Because I think Richard Simmons might be Mexican or something. French, maybe.

The Philadelphia Turkey: Christmas Edition

Click here to visit The Philadelphia Turkey, the only Philadelphia-centric news satire site that offers "News Youse Can Use."

This week, da Turkey is serving up a heaping portion of holiday infused hilarity.

And don't forget to check out the always awesome comics page.

Beer Puns

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Clogger's Philly Cheese Steak Cheese Burger

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Yeah...it's kind of a real thing.

Every Body Poops

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Like R.E.M. says, "Everybody poooooooops...soooometiiimes."

Anyways, I'd like to wish a speedy recovery to my own Pop, my dad! Take care-a ya new knees!

Top Google Searches of 2008

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Click here to read the article that "inspired" the comic. Really, though, inspired is the last word I would ever use to refer to this comic.

The Ultimate Sign of Disrespect

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LINK: The Feeko Brothers at CvA!

Head on over to Comic vs. Audience to read The Feeko Brothers' nominee for the Greatest Local Commercial in Philadelphia.

Two words:

SAL'S BACK!

It's Tuesday, and you know what that means...

It's Philly Turkey time, it's Philly Turkey time, it's Howdy Doody time, it's...wait...

Okay, let me start over. The Philly Turkey updates every Tuesday with "News Youse Can Use!"

And, as always, be sure to check out their awesome comics section!

BREAKING NEWS: Shoe Attack in Iraq!

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Down...and to the left. Down...and to the left. Down...and to the left.

Bush is a very derisive politician in America, but I think we can all agree on one thing. That guy can dodge a shoe.

Click here to read how they are covering this story in the U.K.

Click here to read how they are covering this story in the American Mainstream Media.

Don't Forget! Tonight...

Age Olde Question

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The War on Christmas!

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Join me, friends! Together, we can use our progressive liberal agenda to censor anything pertaining to Christmas! Why would we do such a thing, you ask?! Do we hate Christmas?! You're not going to make me acknowledge other faiths, are you?!

Yes.

So, the next time someone wishes you a Merry Christmas, give them a boot to the neck and say, "It's Happy Holidays, motherfucker."

"Steal This Show" This Friday!

Corey Cohen of The Sixth Borough has a bi-monthly show dedicated to pleasing you. Yes, you! Come on down this Friday for some hot, comedic action!

FEATURING:

The Sixth Borough

Dave Walk

Gregg Gethard

Videos from The Feeko Brothers

Pat Kelly's Fantabulous Quiz Show

&

The Non-denominational Holiday Fun Brigade

Here are "the deets":

Friday, December 12th, 2008 - 8pm

@ Connie's Ric Rac

1132 S. 9th Street (Btwn. Washington and Ellsworth)

BYOB, $10

Another Year...Another Heisman...

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Click here for the original Heisman comic I ripped of in this new one.

Two years, two comics, and two Heisman trophies I'll never win.

Here is a list of other childhood dreams of mine that will never come to fruition: hitting a home run in a major league park, becoming an astronaut, being anything other than a cartoonist, being a spy/secret agent, to be able to do even just one pull-up, tying my shoes the right way (not bunny-ears), and, finally, being a respectable and respected human being.

Banned in Bars

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Philadelphia Turkey Updated!

Good news, everyone! The Philadelphia Turkey updates every Tuesday with "News Youse Can Use!"

Be sure to check out the comics section because this week marks the Philly Turkey debut of Philadelphia resident Box Brown's "Bellen".

OxyMORONS

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Aristoddler Returns!

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Muscle Rub

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Gender Roles

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Animal Rights

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Philly Turkey Updated!

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Every Tuesday, The Philadelphia Turkey updates with "News Youse Can Use!"

Be sure to check out their awesome comics section, here.

Brown Friday

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