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Tuesday, September 30, 2008
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Monday, September 29, 2008
Great News!
The entire Feeko Brothers Collection is available for FREE at the bottom of this page.
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Friday, September 26, 2008
Thursday, September 25, 2008
White Power
Because I know you all love political cartoons...
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It's amazing how misplaced people's anger can be in this country. The white power movement is nothing but a group of racist, disenfranchised whites hating on people who suffer from the same type of disenfranchisement at the hands of a privileged few. People like McCain and Bush don't want racism to end because then people will realize its all been a game to keep us distracted while they bankrupt our country and line the pockets of their friends.
I have the same issue with Christianity these days. All we hear about from them is how persecuted they are in this country. How many Presidents have been Christians again? Please. When they start feeding you to the lions again, maybe then you'll have a reason to cry foul.
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It's amazing how misplaced people's anger can be in this country. The white power movement is nothing but a group of racist, disenfranchised whites hating on people who suffer from the same type of disenfranchisement at the hands of a privileged few. People like McCain and Bush don't want racism to end because then people will realize its all been a game to keep us distracted while they bankrupt our country and line the pockets of their friends.
I have the same issue with Christianity these days. All we hear about from them is how persecuted they are in this country. How many Presidents have been Christians again? Please. When they start feeding you to the lions again, maybe then you'll have a reason to cry foul.
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
You'll Never Even See This One Coming...
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Ka-Pow!
Sneak attack!
Worthy of M. Night in the twist department!
Monday, September 22, 2008
Friday, September 19, 2008
A Clip from "ASTRO-SNOTS!"
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Yes. That's the best I could do with this material.
Thursday, September 18, 2008
Astro-Snots: The Movie!
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There are two keys to making a good 3-D animated movie that will stand the test of time. Are you listening? Good. A studio style 3-D animated movie must: a.) Entertain kids and b.) Entertain the adults who buy the tickets to the movie while still getting in as many fart jokes as possible.
Also, I guess c.) Outsource most of the animation to Asian companies.
Oh, and also d.) Find out what another big studio is making and make a similar product. (And for the record, Antz is better.)
So, in the "grand" tradition of big budget studio style 3-D animated movies that will stand the test of time (while still getting in as many fart jokes as possible), comes Horatio K.'s new film...
ASTRO-SNOTS!
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
RoboHippy: The Director's Cut
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
Monday, September 15, 2008
Friday, September 12, 2008
Grade A-Pathetic
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Sorry I'm posting this a little late in the day, but...whatever.
I can't get behind any cultural movement that values "stuff" over ideas. Youngsters, take note: You're only as hip as your iPhone.
Thursday, September 11, 2008
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
Tomorrow...
There is no life...
...in the void.
Actually, though, for all the faith-based, fear-mongering (see here and here) that surrounds CERN's Large Hadron Collider, it seems that the tests tomorrow will prove ultimately safe and could yield unprecedented discoveries in the world of physics.
Even if I'm wrong, you won't be around to tell me I was wrong. No one will.
MWA-HAHAHA!
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Monday, September 8, 2008
Friday, September 5, 2008
The Feeko Brothers Present...Cortez, Make Me Famous!!!
Ladies and gentlemen! The Feeko Brothers, in association with "Ahhhh, Phooey" and "You Deserve a Puppy", proudly present their newest masterpiece.
Talentless rube Russ Rodacker (Billy Bob Thompson) finds himself in way over his head when confronted with instant celebrity and the uncomfortable machinations of an obnoxiously crass blogger (Christian Alsis) in "Cortez, Make Me Famous!!!" Co-starring Corey Cohen as Alan Philbrick.
The Feeko Brothers hope you enjoy it, and will kindly vote on the video through Crackle's website. Thanks again!
[Editor's Note: Follow this link to view the video in Crackle's standard (read as: better) player - http://tinyurl.
Thursday, September 4, 2008
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
2 Bodies, 1 Soul
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The Gurney's are back.........
I need some new characters.
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
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Oh, me. Oh, my. Sis boom bye. Singing polly all the doodle all the day.
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