Will Joke for Food

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They're like Statler and Waldorf but smellier and with track-marks.

More like Nonations!

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Bold, Bald or Both?

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I understand this comedic misunderstanding could be solved with a simple Google search, but shut up.

My Pet Peeves

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I do like BJs.

(Awkward silence)

What?!

More of the Sames

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John (R) and Peggy (D) Same are running for the United States Senate. Click here for Part 1.

So, I buckled to my topical comedy instinct, and wrote a semi-political cartoon. Don't expect one for a while. Tomorrow it's back to poop, farts, and unprovoked swearing.

Brutal Honestywith Morgolth the Destroyer

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If you're looking for hard-hitting and satiric commentary on yesterday's decisive primary, you are lost. Retrace your footsteps back to your Google homepage and try your search again. Click on anything that doesn't say "Ahhhh Phooey!" After that, you can go fuck yourself.

Bub's Plumbing

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The Future You

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English Test

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I feel slightly bad about posting this comic because I'm in a really great mood. However, happiness with never trump the brutal, cold, demystifying truth of reality.

Happy Friday!

To a T

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BOGO

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Pray for Me, Dear Reader(s?)

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To donate money to the Christian Alsis Pink Eye Relief Fund, click here.

Click here for your "Daily Dose" of Doonesbury!

Famous Last Words

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Start your weekend off with a bummer!

"Reality"

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"Ahhhh Phooey!" has finally gone mainstream with the launch of our new reality-cartoon series, "Reality." Join us as we explore what it's "really" like to be "real." I know what you're saying, "Really?" Well, here's your answer: "Really."

When Harry Met Phooey

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Look at that technology!

This is unprecedented, folks. Never in the history of "Ahhhh, Phooey" have we seen such technologically-advanced, mind-confusing, world-exploding, balls-out sorcery!

Philly Turkey Update!

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Don't forget to check out the COMICS SECTION!!! If you're tired of the poorly drawn fare of "Ahhhh, Phooey" have no fear! The other comics on the site are drawn by actual artists with distinctive styles who don't even come close to MS Paint in their creative process.

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Badmitton? More like Bad-joke

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The Cole Slaw Chef

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Who thinks I've been watching too much Seinfeld?

I'm Late

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I hope everyone enjoys their weekend.

I know I will.

Sausage Fest

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I've lost so many friends this way, you wouldn't believe.

So don't.

Executioners in Love

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I think things are finally going my way. This morning on my way to work, a droplet of bird feces narrowly missed my head. I felt like Close-Call-Kennedy, but, even more so, I felt happy to be awake, about, and not-pooped-on.

Have You Heard?!?!

The Philadelphia Turkey updates every Tuesday!

"Emperor's New"

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